The “Weekend At Bernie’s” Campaign

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Remember the 1989 movie “Weekend at Bernie’s”? Two amiable losers try to convince everyone that their dead boss is still alive by hauling his body around everywhere, manipulating his dead limbs, and posing him like a mannequin in various party settings.

Well, in a presidential election year that seemingly couldn’t get any more bizarre, what with the two leading candidates in a dead heat for the Least Popular Person On The Planet Award, we have a new wrinkle thrown into the mix.

At last week’s New York City event commemorating the 9/11 Twin Towers disaster, Hillary Clinton collapsed and had to be hustled into a waiting van by her aides and security detail and rushed to either a hospital, or her daughter’s apartment, depending on who’s telling the story. Video of the event has gone viral, and shows Clinton collapsing and being hoisted into a van, losing one of her shoes in the process, which was later retrieved by an NYPD cop.

Clinton’s health has been at issue for quite a while, and this certainly adds fuel to the fire. I sure can’t remember any candidate in my lifetime who’s had so many overt and obvious health concerns, what with all the hacking and coughing, weird facial expressions and gestures, and need to be physically helped up and down stairs (as seen in so many pictures). And now this latest episode.

It got me to wondering if she’d ever actually tell the truth (for once!) about her health issues, and withdraw if she wasn’t really physically up to the job.

Frankly, I don’t see her dropping out even if it ends up being the “Weekend At Bernie’s” campaign.

clinton-stairsI can see her being carried around by Huma Abedin and Cheryl Mills, propping her up under each arm, with sunglasses perched on her face. Everything she’s done since her perjuring husband left office in 2001 has been geared toward running for Prez; she’s a complete megalomaniac; and at her age this is her last and only chance.

So prepare yourselves, folks! This truly bizarre campaign season is poised to become even weirder!

 

 

©Brian Baker 2016

 

 

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22 comments on “The “Weekend At Bernie’s” Campaign

  1. Nee says:

    Indeed. First, the “sunglasses” she wears are Zeiss which filters the light to prevent seizures. Then there is the fact that she cannot maneuver and has had multiple falls, broken bones and “spells”! Nothing to see here….Can’t a liar just power through…gag me with a spoon. Also, dropping a link worth the 16 minutes of your time, I promise! 🙂

    http://www.vidzette.com/index.php/2016/08/30/hillary-clintons-medical-problems/

    • BrianR says:

      Nee, I didn’t know that about her sunglasses, other than wondering about why she was suddenly sporting such un-hip blue glasses.

      But that link is phenomenal. Thanks for that!

      Parkinsin’s…. hmmm…

  2. captbogus2 says:

    Hillary may not be the one pushing for POTUS. With all to lose every leftist pol from Podunk to DC is trying to elevate her to the Oval Office.
    More than ‘Weekend at Bernies’ this reminds me of Anthony Quinn’s ‘Requiem For A Heavyweight’ where ambitious backers push an over the hill boxer into a match he is neither prepared nor qualified for and the results are a punchdrunk boxer they then push into wrestling…

    • BrianR says:

      Another good analogy movie.

      But “Bernie’s” was funnier. I don’t see the Hildebeest as a character with the inherent dignity of Quinn’s character; I see her as the absurd “Bernie”.

  3. captbogus2 says:

    Did you see the video on FB where the doctor explained Parkinson’s Disease, described the involuntary body reactions and showed the clips of Hillary doing the same?

  4. garnet92 says:

    Well, you’re describing a scenario that could truly come to pass. She seemingly needs help to do just about everything. I haven’t been able to make out the strings controlling her limbs yet or they may be animating them with sticks – no matter, they aren’t being manipulated by herownself anyway. Here’s an interesting video that shows Hillary supposedly being perp-walked into that black van. It’s a pretty unlikely description although after watching it several times it does look like her arms remain behind her – as if in handcuffs. See for yourself:

    • BrianR says:

      Well, okay, I guess.

      Look at the link Nee provided. Assuming that the Beest has Parkinson’s, I think a much more likely explanation is that she’s having a seizure.

  5. Grey Neely says:

    Besides Hillary’s “Weekend at Bernies”, I also enjoyed watching Trump fake out the Main Stream media with a press conference concerning Obama’s birth certificate. All that occurred were several Medal of Honor recipients and other veterans saying that they support Trump

    Trump merely said at the end of the press conference that Obama’s birth certificate appears to be real.

    With Trump doing things like this to get free air time, no wonder the MSM and Hilliary are going nuts.

    • BrianR says:

      Yeah… It’s hilarious!

      They don’t know WHAT to do to try to make him unpopular, though they sure keep trying.

      • captbogus2 says:

        Ain’t it funny the MSM is going nuts over Trumps media exposure yet it is the MSM that is covering every Trump utterance…
        Kinda like they are addicted to the viewing audience’s attention to anything Trump and can’t do anything about it for fear of dying on the vine as other media keep featuring Trump..

      • BrianR says:

        Yep. If you judged by the MSM you’d think Trump was the only candidate in the race. And, of course, he’s a jerk.

  6. jevica says:

    Brian;

    There will be a consistent spin from the Clinton camp of untruth. I read a column by Lowry, on National Review. HRC and crew will spin lies until they have to come out with the truth.o

  7. CW says:

    The recurring question of Hillary’s poor health underscores how much she is a figurehead for the leftwing puppet masters of this world. Like the younger guys in ‘Weekend at Bernie’s,’ the puppeteers just want the party to continue and if they have to prop Hillary up and drag her around with one shoe on, so be it. Her voters are like the party guests. As long as you keep the free drinks and food coming, they’re not going to notice (or care) if she’s in a coma.

  8. slowcowboy says:

    And I love the pushback the left gave when her health was first brought up. Not to forget the lies she said about her pneumonia, if that is what it even is. As one writer put it: “its not the cough, its the cover up.”

    • BrianR says:

      LOL

      Yeah, as always. The so-called “impartial” media are the spokesholes for the Dem/socialists. Their pro bono public relations outfits.

  9. Kathy says:

    And then there’s this about her thyroid problem. In the article, the Dr states that Hillary is a normal human being – lol, I’d say that’s debatable.

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/the-health-problem-clinton-actually-has/article/2600012

    I’d seen the piece on Parkinson’s earlier and much of what he said, I’d seen many years ago in my ex’s mother. She suffered for years, then later the Dr found she had an aneurysm. They managed to fix it, but then another one proved fatal for her. They weren’t 100 percent sure it was related, but it was possible.

    Hillary’s had several falls, and we know of at least one blood clot. Were there more? Or other incidents we don’t know about? The harder they try to play down her health, the more believable the seriousness of her symptoms becomes. Definitely not what we need in a president, but that’s true even if she didn’t have one foot in the grave.

    • BrianR says:

      From that linked article: “Gharib said the way Clinton’s hypothyroidism is being treated isn’t a cause for concern.

      “‘She is perfectly capable and in good health, taking her medication,’ he said. ‘This is in no way an impediment or deterrent. She is a normal human being at this point.'”

      Well, any “doctor” who claims the Hildebeest is a “normal human being” has lost all credibility with moi!

      But to address your main (and serious) point, the Beest has an unblemished history of lying about literally everything. Why would we expect her to change now?

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