My knowledge and experience as an eminent bio-political socio-anthropologist has enabled me to identify, and name, a previously unrecognized sub-species of human beings (Homo sapiens). I have named this sub-species Homo sapiens democratus horribilis.
This sub-species can be identified by the presence of several distinctive traits:
1. The inability to apply logic, reason, and/or common sense to practical political problems and issues.
2. The inability to consider the actual historical record.
3. The inability to acknowledge the reality of human nature, and consider its effect while seeking real solutions to problems.
4. The propensity to apply wishful thinking to the task of problem-solving while ignoring real-world practical solutions.
Democratus horribilis have an extreme tendency toward self-destruction, particularly as applied to any social institution in which they find themselves that may have well-established social mores, customs, and traditions. Once recognized, they should be quickly removed from any position which may empower them to have influence over such institutions, or control over individual members of that society.
This has been a public service announcement.
©Brian Baker 2016
Though not nearly as thorough as your research, my studies have revealed that when not contained, this mutant species has a propensity to switch from self-destruction to mass destruction once high learning is introduced.
Please get back to me with your results. We can publish a joint study.
Very good bro.
The condition is terminal. No cure is possible. No doubt you have submitted your study to the Medical Journal for peer review. 🙂
You also need to submit your new name for inclusion to Webster’s.
Well, since I’m the only “bio-political socio-anthropologist” in the world, at least as far as I know, who are the “peers” who’d review it?
Good point. You can now apply for a government grant and claim you are a minority.
Well, I COULD…… but, of course, those government grant programs are run by democratus horribilis types.
Love this entire site you’ve created!!!!
Thank you, Sandy, and welcome to the Island.
Wait, we can double up: Triple L Syndrome is often exhibited exclusively by the H. sapiens d. horribilus who whine and cry and tell you about how it “feels” to not apply said common sense, chest pounding and the like to their lives…everything is gumdrops, rose-colored glasses and…unicorns!!! #Crispiansforever 🙂
LOL!
Yeah! #Crispiansforever
Way to go Dr. Brian. You sure did it this time.
Thanks, Bill.
Heh heh heh…
Hey Brian – thanks for the comical relief even though we are surrounded by homo-sapiens-demcratus-horribilis!
Yes, we certainly are, aren’t we?
Glad you liked it.
Actually I believe your sub specie would be correctly be identified as, “Homo sapiens democratus horribilis horribilis. Just as the Eastern Diamondback is, “Croatulus horribilis horribilis”..
Actually, the eastern diamondback is Crotalus adamanteus.
Beg your pardon. I did err. The Western Diamondback is the Horribilis. I get them mixed up because the larger of the two is the Eastern and I keep thinking it would be the horribilis – est to get in bed with. Many years ago I read a book by some guy from San Diego Zoo about rattlesnakes. Can’t remember his name or the name of the book but it was one of those you put down only when you reach, “The End”…
Well, according to what I can find, the western diamondback is Crotalus atrox.
The only species I can find that even comes close is Crotalus horridus, the timber rattlesnake.
You know what… You’re right. But it has been almost 40 years since I read the book. I know that Southern Cal has a species, Crotalus Ruberus which is found nowhere else. Santa Catalina has a rattlleless rattle snake. South America has the only rattlesnake that is neurotoxic.
Well, the bottom line, of course, is that no matter what, leftists suck.
“A rose by any other name…” and all that.
I’ve done some research also and would add that this species also exhibits a tendancy toward being non self reliant.Almost parasitic in nature.
LOL!
Brilliant…
Very funny Brian. Of course there’s no cure other than the obvious.
I found your link over at “Nox’s place.
Well, thanks for swinging by, Rudy. Always appreciated.
Removing them from power, which they happen to be highly attracted to, has proven to be extremely difficult, Brian. Maybe you should focus your research on developing a bug spray we could use on them.
Hahahaha!
Now THERE’S a thought. One huge can of Raid to get rid of all of ’em.