Crazy Uncle Joe, Part Deux

Well, last week we discussed how Crazy Uncle Joe suggests that when you feel you may be in danger, you should take your loaded biden2double-barrel shotgun with you out to your balcony, and fire both barrels into the air, thereby rendering yourself exposed, vulnerable, out of ammo and defenseless.

Plus, of course, that load of shot blasted into the sky has to come down somewhere. An umbrella sure won’t be much help. Oh, well… who says it has to make any sense when you’re trying to disarm the public, right?

Anyway, proving that Crazy Uncle Joe can only be outdone by himself, he unveiled another startling self-defense strategy in an interview conducted by Field and Stream magazine (here).

V.P. BIDEN: “I did one of these town-hall meetings on the Internet and one guy said, ‘Well, what happens when the end days come? What happens when there’s the earthquake? I live in California, and I have to protect myself.’

“I said, ‘Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.’”

Whoa…….

I guess the pizza guy damned well better not hit Crazy Joe’s address by mistake…

Knock knock. BLAM! BLAM!

biden3Where does he come up with this stuff? I have to wonder if he’s been drinking window cleaner or something.

If nothing else, he’s certainly convinced me that at the least we need to tighten up the reporting requirements of mental instability for gun ownership restrictions, if someone with these kinds of nutty ideas can legally own guns.

Goooood grief….

© Brian Baker 2013

29 comments on “Crazy Uncle Joe, Part Deux

  1. Gunny G says:

    BrianR,

    Beat ya to the punch brother but I agree, this clown is DEEP into senility!

  2. thedrpete says:

    Were it not so serious, Veep Biden would, indeed, be a hoot. I mean, if the gubmint were limited to its Constitutional scope, size, and budget, we could have a great time with this shtick.

    • BrianR says:

      Yeah, DrP… but you’ve gotta go with what you’ve got.

      The guy’s seriously nuts. If we point this stuff out, one would think it HAS to affect his credibility.

      Which then raises the question: how does a complete fool and jackass like this have any credibility — on anything — to begin with?

  3. garnet92 says:

    I cannot believe Joe said that – “fire the shotgun through the door,” geezus what a maroon. Gun people know that you must always “be sure of your target and what’s beyond it.” In Joe’s case, the target is the door and woe unto whoever is behind it.

    Wait, I just had a EUREKA moment! We need to figure out a way to get Barry O. to visit Joe unannounced and BAM our problems are solved!

    • BrianR says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      God!

      Perfect!

      • garnet92 says:

        Your bit on Uncle Joe touched a nerve. I’m gathering stuff for an unauthorized biography on Uncle Joe – to come soon. If you have any ideas on some satirical aspects of Joe’s public life, let me know – I’ll give you credit for anything used.

      • BrianR says:

        Well, here’s one most people seem to have forgotten: back in the 80s or thereabouts, when he first ran for President, he was completely discredited because it turned out he was a plagiarist; he stole material from other people’s speeches and presented them as his own. He also plagiarized in law school on some law review articles he “wrote”.

        I guess the only way he can keep from making absolutely ridiculous statements is to use words other people have written.

  4. Buck says:

    Forget tightening up on mental instabiliy for gun ownership.
    How about tightenng up on mental instability for running for office?
    THAT
    Would solve 99% of the problems right there.

  5. clyde says:

    What the HELL were the loons in Delaware thinking when they first sent this clown off to DC? The fumes from DuPont fry their 2 brain cells? I think Garnet’s EUREKA moment has merit.

  6. Grey Neely says:

    You have to wonder if Uncle Joe was selected by the DNC to provide “comedy relief”. He just keeps getting funnier every time he opens his mouth.

    • BrianR says:

      Well, if it IS intentional, the guy’s an absolutely brilliant comedian.

      However, I suspect he’s more akin to a real-life Dopey (as in Snow White).

  7. Mrs. AL says:

    Do all police carry shotguns? Of course not. What do they carry?

    People better wake up and realize that Crazy Uncle Joe is one heart beat from the Presidency. Can you just imagine? This guy was just as crazy when he was in the Senate. Clyde asks a good question relative to why the citizens of Delaware sent him to the Senate again and again. He has always been a politician and nothing else.

    • BrianR says:

      Maybe they send him to the Senate to get him out of the state. ANYplace would be better than to have this crackpot living nearby…
      :-D

  8. Buck says:

    Ms AL:
    Fort Worth police carry a 12 ga pump in the patrol vehicle plus a personal sidearm.

  9. CW says:

    >>”I have to wonder if he’s been drinking window cleaner or something.”

    Hahahahahahaha! No kidding! Best laugh I’ve had in a long time, Brian.

    There’s a fatal flaw in our system when someone this vaccuous has such a central role in our government. All kidding aside, he makes me sick. I think Obama picked him as VP as a security measure. Who would bother to take Obama out if this is what’s waiting to take his place?

    BTW, I have joined Nox & Friends and have my first post up there today. I hope you’ll check it out.

    http://hardnoxandfriends.wordpress.com/2013/03/02/what-is-the-meaning-of-hypocrisy/#comments

  10. Buck says:

    Yes, he has a surviving brain cell but it spends its time playing with the dust in sunbeams and repeatedly flushing the toilet.

  11. clyde says:

    Sweet Jesus,I’d be surprised if that one brain cell could be that functional,as to play with dust in the sunbeams,and something as complicated as flushing a terlit. Good post,Buck.

  12. clyde says:

    Hugo Chavez has assumed room temperature. Good. Hope his stay in the 10th level of hell is long,and toasty.

  13. Hardnox says:

    Sorry I’m late to the party. I am absolutely certain that Biden is there only as assassination insurance. Who would want that moron in the driver’s seat?

    Off topic: with regard to CW’s note above, we snagged a good one didn’t we? :)

    http://hardnoxandfriends.wordpress.com/2013/03/02/please-welcome-cw-to-nox-and-friends/

    We’re glad to have her on board.

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